veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

1 hour ago with 31,961 notes — via secretlymartinfreeman, © ms-kawesome



australiansanta:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

my dad got so angry about this post hes like ‘what the fuck are shrimp doing seeing that much colour why would they waste giving that much colour to a fucking mantis shrimp i mean its a fucking shrimp what the fuck i find that such a waste because shrimp are useless

3 hours ago with 434,891 notes — via tonystarkr, © fandomstuck



mikeywaythekobrakid:

do you ever forget that bands actually exist outside of the internet and concerts like they’re all doing something they could be eating or sleeping or having a shower this very second

5 hours ago with 177 notes — via grandtheftwentz, © mikeywaythekobrakid



"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"

Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings

#yesallwomen have a right to an education without fashion policing by sexist administrators

(via meetingsinthedesert)

^ this, tho… the message in these ridiculous dress codes remains “boys deserve an undistracted education, and you-GIRL-are a distraction… and your education comes second. You should be grateful, anyway… it’s really more than you deserve.” and i actually am not going to repeat how it reinforces rape culture because really, i’m just so damn tired of the messages we send young women about being nothing more than an accessory in a man’s life… fuck that. and fuck awful myopic dress codes… (via ginandbird)

6 hours ago with 15,616 notes — via damn-it-cas-cas, © meetingsinthedesert



8 hours ago with 4,120 notes — via handpickedhappiness, © redvsboohoo
#ah



foxyshy:

school nurse be like

image

10 hours ago with 253,077 notes — via thegivingcas, © f0xyshy



cleffairie:

i cannot believe pete and patrick made out on stage and mcr reunited and twenty one pilots won every award 

10 hours ago with 2,533 notes — via allmytwentyonepilots, © cleffairie
#ok this one ill reblog #snorts #mcr #fob #21p



lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

10 hours ago with 271,112 notes — via horned-helms-and-ear-hats, © castielsteenwolf



slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

12 hours ago with 6,826 notes — via firecannotkillawatertype, © slutdust



intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

14 hours ago with 36,354 notes — via firecannotkillawatertype, © intractably