juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

2 minutes ago with 46,763 notes — via theexceptionallyordinarylauren, © juliawiinchester



madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

3 hours ago with 184,538 notes — via iwillmindfuckyou, © curseofthefanartlords



dokidokidirkstrider:

cataclysmcalamities:

john you realize which fandom you’re in right

john is like someone who doesnt know homestuck and goes to a con

dokidokidirkstrider:

cataclysmcalamities:

john you realize which fandom you’re in right

john is like someone who doesnt know homestuck and goes to a con

5 hours ago with 13,212 notes — via sass-master-kanaya, © smitty-werbenjaegermanjensen
#hs



frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

7 hours ago with 464,203 notes — via carry-on-my-wayward-butt, © frienclzonecl



compasswaters:

lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing

9 hours ago with 51,348 notes — via sansa-snow, © compasswaters



11 hours ago with 14,678 notes — via thecharliecharmander, © tripleacontent



sansaofhousestark:

the best otps are the ones who realise they’re in love with each other and quickly and firmly deny it to themselves for a ludicrous amount of time

12 hours ago with 20,044 notes — via sass-master-kanaya, © sansaofhousestark



trashfairie:

look at harvey

14 hours ago with 13,312 notes — via phan-tesers, © trashfairie



supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

16 hours ago with 276,054 notes — via channel-your-inner-pigeon, © supersmashthestatebros



rnudkipz:

sign up for tumblr

rnudkipz:

sign up for tumblr

18 hours ago with 62,349 notes — via channel-your-inner-pigeon, © webgf