The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
my dad got so angry about this post hes like ‘what the fuck are shrimp doing seeing that much colour why would they waste giving that much colour to a fucking mantis shrimp i mean its a fucking shrimp what the fuck i find that such a waste because shrimp are useless
do you ever forget that bands actually exist outside of the internet and concerts like they’re all doing something they could be eating or sleeping or having a shower this very second
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings
#yesallwomen have a right to an education without fashion policing by sexist administrators
^ this, tho… the message in these ridiculous dress codes remains “boys deserve an undistracted education, and you-GIRL-are a distraction… and your education comes second. You should be grateful, anyway… it’s really more than you deserve.” and i actually am not going to repeat how it reinforces rape culture because really, i’m just so damn tired of the messages we send young women about being nothing more than an accessory in a man’s life… fuck that. and fuck awful myopic dress codes… (via ginandbird)
school nurse be like
i cannot believe pete and patrick made out on stage and mcr reunited and twenty one pilots won every award
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
It doesn’t cost a damn thing.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere.