And now my dad hides the salt from me…
A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
john you realize which fandom you’re in right
john is like someone who doesnt know homestuck and goes to a con
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing
the best otps are the ones who realise they’re in love with each other and quickly and firmly deny it to themselves for a ludicrous amount of time
look at harvey
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
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