8 ½ x 11
are you fuckin serious
I tried to take a cute self portrait with Khaleesi but she wouldn’t look at the camera so neither did I.
HAIR THAT I WANT
im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
You’ve been blogging for a while. Let’s stretch your necks!
To the left
Now to the right…
And back to your right
And now one last time, you can do it…
And now the right again
THIS IS VERY MOTIVATING
*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
how do you act around people who dont like star trek
Follow the prime directive and don’t interfere with underdeveloped societies
Weird to think that if you go any deeper than 100 feet, the ocean turns to Pepsi and that’s why sharks are so strong and cool
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
That feeling you get when an adorable guy smiles at you, and laughs at your jokes. It sounds super girly, but I literally can not stop smiling. Like wow for those brief seconds I had your attention and I mattered. I even made you laugh with my poor humor. Score!